We arrived in Youngstown Ohio last night. Middle America. Middle of Nowhere. We were afraid for our lives for about 10 minutes then got comfy in our room, slurped down a beer and some nachos at the Mexican restaurant downstairs, then settled in with a bottle of wine and YouTube "fail" videos. We woke up to a gorgeous ohio morning and after we throw the ball a few times for ms. Bella, we're getting the hell outa dodge and it's off to Chicago!